Play Turd Burglar | Robert C. Blanzy

THIRTEEN TINY HEISTS. ZERO DIGNITY.

Crime.
But make
it crappy.

You’re a dung beetle with sticky fingers.
Sneak in. Steal the turd. Get out unseen.

WASD / ↑↓←→ move · E / SPACE interact
On touch: thumbstick + the big hand button.

CASE FILE 01

TAKE A BREATHER

The night shift can wait.

JOB WELL DONE. SORT OF.

THE BURGLAR’S FIELD GUIDE

01 / Light feetMove with WASD or arrow keys. On touch, drag the thumbstick. Your feet are your collision point.

02 / Sticky fingersPress E or Space, or tap the hand, near a key, gate or turd. Theft takes half a second. Carry the prize onto EXIT.

03 / Stay shadyAmber cones belong to attendants; pink cones belong to sensors. Walls and furniture block both. Retreat before suspicion fills.

04 / Mind the plumbingBrass keys open brass gates. Flush plates are safe while dark, flash amber before firing, and turn blue while active.

P / Esc pauses · R retries · No time limit · A clean getaway unlocks the next room. Your best times save in this browser.

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